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The quotes are FREE of charge.
The expert advice is FREE
The bad jokes are FREE.
The medical exam-if required-is FREE
The blood work at the lab-if required-is FREE.
The APS and doctor records-if required-are FREE.
The first, second, third, fourth and fifth etc. consultation are all FREE.
Every now and again we will send you a birthday card – FREE!
Annual reviews of all your policies – (you guessed it) FREE.
Pay attention, because this next one is big news . . .
In the distant future if a better product comes along or your health dramatically improves, we will switch you to that new policy or product absolutely FREE!
Should you qualify for protection and decide it’s not in your best interest, you have a 30 day, iron clad, no questions asked, rock solid guarantee.
You can return the policy and are under no obligation to us for anything. Ever.
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